Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
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Comments (90)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Sounds like you need a blower. And another lesson is always have your supplies together before you start a job.
ydi_4_suking 20
The supplies could be for a different job. Not much is needed when raking leaves
doglover100 29
Blow leaves in his yard.
88vivera 9
Blow them back!
olpally 33
Just rake them all up and put them in a garbage can, then ring his doorbell and dump them on his front porch in front of him and just walk away like a boss... It'd be worth it.
gracehi 33
Raking leaves is much easier than shoveling snow. Ugh. My back aches just thinking about it. And snow is real pretty until traffic turns it to a muddy grey. Not to mention the horrendous traffic and driving conditions it creates. And it sucks to walk through. Cold wet socks and pants that turn your legs and feet red with the chill are not fun. I've grown to hate snow. And that's why I hang my hat in Florida.
LexieWins 0
Throw a rock through his window at night :) a big one. Wearing gloves. And not your address rock either.
gracehi 33
And HOLY SHIT! FOUR FEET! Trust me guys, you do NOT want four ******* feet of snow in your yard. Four feet is too much even for people who LOVE snow.
dan_in_wi 12
did you ever stop to think how much it costed him to do that? gas is expensive!
wvcheesehead 13
Catch a skunk, put it under a box on his porch. When he picks up the box revenge is yours.
TheOath 12
Try 10 feet