Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
*reads "tried to look cool..."* *instantly hits YDI 4972 times* Never mind the fact that you think hair flipping would make you look cool.
abNormal62 23
Flicking hair is a girl's move, not a man's move
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Comments (44)
notabanana 8
what was the intended reaction? girl sees and instantly thinks to herself "omg that guy just flipped his hair I must have his babies"
ThrottleJockey 36
Maybe now she just thinks you're "special".
Jachin357 28
Well now you can use your long locks to cover your face and hide your shame.
hardattack62 5
His name says he's a guy. Don't flip your hair, dude. It was dumb when Bieber was doing it and certainly not cool now.
sparkledoge 29
You wouldn't have looked cool anyway, you would just have been yet another guy flipping his hair. Take it from a girl, we don't give a **** if you're flipping your hair.
creativityisnt 19
As a girl, I don't think any dude could get my attention by "flipping his hair". I would have instantly be reminded of Justin Bieber in his prepubescent stage. Sorry you hit your head, OP, but just maybe you knocked some sense into it.
shitstorm28 11
look at the bright side. you probably got a laugh out of her, which is more than most guys can say about a first contact.
Zmanryan3 9
Looks like the girl would rather ride the bus then you!
lantz4levi 19
Hah gayyyyyyyyy
BaccaBossMC 7
Loud clapping sound is heard