Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
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mattman1994 0
whoops! time to pull em up and waddle for your life! lol
FYLDeep 26
You should really buy additional toilet paper before you run out. Hopefully this taught you a lesson.
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Comments (209)
Ace_of_Diamonds 0
not every store has a bathroom customers can use Sean
seanreddog 4
Well if you say "LET ME IN BEFORE I SHIT ON THE FLOOR!" I'd bet they won't be too hesitant to let you go to the bathroom.
NyopQ 6
Lmfao at #33.
clanceyrocks11 0
i hate running out of toilet paper. Who doesn't
Eyeliner_fml 0
wow fyl, btw why were you so exited?
cxavier 0
the wisest way out of this situation is by just jumping in the shower and cleaning yourself in the shower
WolfsGuns 0
you are just full of shit op, aren't you?
madmax82988 0
not anymore...
GoldBMXbikeR 0
this is a great example for patience is a virtue XD
mcdixon23 0
How shitty
lovinit5683 0
I don't even want to know what you used.. Why didn't you go at te store or stopping somewhere. It wouldve been way more funny if you got pulled over for "racing" home and crapper yourself and the cop asked you to please step out of the car xD
TrueRaiderFan22 0
well that STINKS : )