Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
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mattman1994 0
whoops! time to pull em up and waddle for your life! lol
FYLDeep 26
You should really buy additional toilet paper before you run out. Hopefully this taught you a lesson.
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Comments (209)
Sickkid97 5
tmi
SexiLade22 0
LMFAO... #33.....
ninba20 0
buying toilet paper... $4.00 stepping on yhe gas petal... $5.00 using the bathroom and forgetting the toilet paper..... PRICELESS way to go op hope u washed ur hands...
seanreddog 4
Bathtubs take forever to fill up so dunking it in would take a little while longer than a sink.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Big deal..
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
iishhh yeaaa YDI butt still sucks...ohhh welll, uses your sister/dad/mom/brother/bf or gf's towel... then put it into the washer , which is probably in the same room, anndd pprroobleem solved!! Don't even need to go outside!!! Plus if you're lucky maybe your sister/dad/mom/brother/bf or gf will thank you for having the initiative to do the washing!!!!
Tyler1990 0
What a shitty situation to be in ;) FYL
degrassilovur 0
that's gross.
d_gilchrist 0
Bet you wont do that again!
4y4hl0v35u 0
FAIL