Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
the_true_batman 10
But he's the most valuable thing there was, so it's all good!
thisguy45 2
Atleast you have each other!:)
LittleGreenPaola 23
They must have spared him since he was protected under the sheets!
Elovena 9
It's a good thing your boyfriend didn't take it.
missalkali 8
maybe he did and was so exhausted after looting the entire apartment that he promptly fell asleep
blahblahblah5_x 13
Must of been one wild dream he was having.
yamuri 17
He was obviously protecting the bed.
sougstad 7
Now you two can totally spend more time with one another and less time on the tube and online!!!
klx125cross 9
How would they steal everything and not make noise?
Zomg_Okay 27
By being professional.
UltimateGIRness 16
Or being a ninja. Maybe it was Noor
klx125cross 9
Well shit....
Dixbfloppin 11
What if the robbers had slipped OP's boyfriend a sleeping drug that erased the past 8 hours of his memory when they broke in, so he wouldn't be able to remember the robbers faces? Because that would be a smart plan for a robbery.
theartists 5
How would they do that? "I'm here to rob you, sir. Please assist me by taking these sleeping drugs." ..I was under the impression OP's boyfriend was already asleep when the robbery took place.
FirebirdF350 7
What I found hilarious about this, I believe Jeremy Clarkson would actually say things along those lines, so your picture is perfect for your comment
matt98_fml 13
Damn he must've been in a DEEP sleep.