Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
Heh heh bet he won't be around for long either
OGReaper 2
Your BF was involved in the robbery. I would bet anything.
CODfreak08 1
Fake
SexiMamita91 3
Idk why I read the first sentence as, "Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my husband broken into..." lol don't worry I quickly corrected myself.
CODfreak08 1
Fake because it sounds impossible
dankpotatoes 2
Maybe it was him and he was pretending to be asleeeeeepp.
TheSofaKing 7
Maybe your boyfriend was not worth taking
alcoman 4
Yolo
mrsquiggles6900 5
I much rather prefer fish. **** it shit happens. :D
mrkck 0
I feel bad for both of you. Imagine waking up and finding all your shit gone. Now imagine having to explain that to your girlfriend :| Double FYL
zekevictor 3
*ex girlfriend
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Inside job