Today, I climbed to the top of the tallest building in my city with this guy I really like. He spotted the girl he had a crush on, and wouldn't shut up about her for the rest of the night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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Suffolk_yourself 8
How tall is this building? Cos he must have amazing eyesight if he spotted her from up high. Either that or he is stalking her and knew where she would be
niftyismybitch 21
Throw him off.
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dwilliams2081 10
Put out.
GlennGuagmire 20
Show him an amazing night and he will forget all about her
One_In_Three 24
Better eliminate your rival before the deadline!
Dat_Class_Tho 26
"Notice me senpai... (but feel free to ignore the unexplained disappearance of certain other classmates)..."
niftyismybitch 21
Throw him off.
chirstinap325 23
"Oh look how beautiful she is!" "Is that her, at the very bottom?" *crush leans over to look* "No...I don't think so.." *op shoots girl with horse tranquilizer so she leaves them alone for the rest of the night* Bit of a stretch.
Suffolk_yourself 8
How tall is this building? Cos he must have amazing eyesight if he spotted her from up high. Either that or he is stalking her and knew where she would be
man_in_black08 28
What did you climb? A 7-11? Cuz tht doesnt sound too tall to me
Bigfabthetruth52 22
How exactly did the night lead to you guys climbing a tall ass building in the first place(was it up fire escapes?). Sounds like something out of a movie. I'm not climbing the tallest building in my city for anybody lol.
Tripartita 45
"Is she any good at putting up with people who can't acknowledge social cues?" "Dunno. What do you ask?"
conman531 23
Be thankful it's a guy you "really like". Thank him for it. He just saved you from dealing with that crap 5 years down the road. Now walk away and in to the arms of someone who isn't such a douche
Vitani_Verci 24
What makes him a douche exactly? OP said it was with a guy they really liked and not on a date. He may not even know OP likes him, but also he doesn't owe OP anything.
bartsj88 6
#11 You do realize that someone liking you doesn't require you to like them back. No evidence to suggest that the guy here is a douche.
TaoShaman 24
It is incredibly rude to be hanging out with someone and then start yammering on about someone else the whole time. He's not required to like them at all. But spending the whole night talking about some other person is rude regardless.
confused_wandere 26
But that's what friends do, don't they? They talk about their crushes. I remember I always told my friend about my crushes and she told me about hers. That's what friends do.