Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
Chigagigaroo 0
Some ppl r short of words...
justintwist 0
You must have a small penis
rockinsexychick 5
Well technically u got a yes so take it and she was probably just joking around
kphippie 0
At least she didn't say no
drlove78843 6
He should marry her. He's a man, men don't build their actions based on emotions.
KiddNYC1O 22
She seems very enthusiastic.
silentblack 0
Damn I guess she felt obligated after hearing ur speech. At least she said yeah tho. Good luck bro
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
You must not understand love.
LukeinDC 3
Take it from me. Don't marry her.
hobojo69 23
Congrats!