Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
Rokrmom9 3
I wish my boyfriend would do this
IPoopedOnU 12
Heyy she said yes!!!!!
icyrick 10
Well, that's still a yes! Congrats!! :D
TrthBTold 2
Her response means: well since the guy I really want hasn't asked me, why not marry this guy so I won't be 'too old'. If you marry her after her response, just remember, you deserve whatever she puts out b/c she's telling you now, she's not that into you.
Nikki_N_Colton 0
Marry that girl:) I'm sure she was just trying to sound unsuprised!
Miroticc 0
As soon as she said that, you should've said you changed your mind and shown her that your not one to be taken easy. But by the looks of it, you seem like a very easy and desperate person. SMH
MariahDot 0
#Playinghardtoget
Vampyr145 1
Least it's a yes dude I'd chalk that up as a win
VYPARTY 0
I'm so sorry!! Maybe she just has an attitude to pick on yuh a little lol
kei1108 13
Please don't marry her!!! She seems heartless...