Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
Calyx_fml 22
Don't do it. Why? She doesn't take it seriously and you need three weeks to figure out why you want to marry her. BIG RED FLAGS!
jhb33 4
At least she said yes!
Entheatus 13
To be fair, she might be one of those girls who dislikes pompous speeches. I know I'd prefer a guy to cut the crap and ask a direct question rather than spend half an hour saying a speech so that he can bask in the glow of his own voice.
raphdragon02 8
coulda been worse. she could have said no. besides, u had 3 weeks to write. she had 3 seconds to answer :p
grudger 14
I agree that would hurt... But it is a yes
sethAfisher 2
Dude who cares she said yes
saxplayer9291 3
She just gave you a reason why not to
Erdricks_Sword 9
Run...
Volleyballer007 0
That's when you say, uh I was joking....
Track1991 0
Well it depends on if she was just playing with you, as being cute. But ya she should've been more serious.