Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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FrostHeart 36
This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished
Hpixiee 23
This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long
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Comments (104)
faireanjell 5
He won't think it's funny when you press charges
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If he's 19, he's a legal adult, and you have grounds to file charges against him, OP. I hope you did so, even if he is your son. Stalking and harassment are no laughing matters. He has a sick sense of humor.
LiaSmartiez 6
Easy: just play a joke back on him. Act like your actually gonna arrest him, and let him stay in jail for 1-5 days. Gotcha! :-)
Hpixiee 23
Ooooooooooooooor, as a really funny prank, she can pretend to arrest him, but actually arrest him and press charges. Gotcha! :-)
Celestia1982 5
That sucks that you had to go through that, but it also sounds like you missed a few crucial lessons as a parent when he was growing up...
katertott 44
that is messed up. Started as a good prank idea, but to carry it out against a parent, to such an extreme, and for so long... crazy stupid. Weird that it took everyone so long to put two and two together.
katertott 44
Oops first part got cut off. *IF this story is true and this all really happened, then that is messed up.
amarie2009 22
If he still lives at home kick him out of the house, then press charges against him, see how funny it will be to him if he spents a few weeks in jail.
chosha_fml 27
Your kid needs locking up.
carsonpikelet 3
Kids don't even realise when to stop these days
Axel5238 29
Agreed, there are increasing number that things the consequences don't apply to them because it was meant as a joke. Not surprising it's the same age group that popularized the notion of the friend zone as well and seem to be oblivious that smoking pot in most places is still very much illegal.
gwarrwarr1 1
He's back bitches. -A
shakile78 7
Whip. His. Ass