Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
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Top comments
tjshatescra 8
Shoulda just told her it was a surprise for her...but FYL
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Return the gifts then.
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Comments (94)
kiskraze 7
Don't you just love MOMS :)
MidnaLink 35
With the parent stories on here, I agree.
ligerzero459 24
Pro Tip: Just say "a gift for you next time". If she grounds you after that, she's just a bitch
RAUN 8
"It's your Mother's Day gift" would not have ruined the surprise.
simsgirlgem 25
I agree with everyone else you should have told her it was her mothers day gift then maybe she wouldn't have grounded you
gameover18 17
Right now walk up to her throw it at her and yell that was in the bag you jerk happy mothers day.
Jemm_fml 29
Yeah... you just can't win.
septembers_over_fml 3
Why didnt you tell her it was for her? You actually should...I think she would understand.
VeganVampyre 27
What I don't understand is why they would get their mom something from the Gap anyway? Unless the store is different where they live... Because here, it's the type of store where parents buy stuff for their kids, not the other way around...
rattusrattus 19
Give her the gift... unwrapped, in the Gap bag. Don't give her anything else, not even a hug or card or greeting. Not a rude gesture either. Guilt-trip her. She deserves it.
OnyxChronic 9
She does deserve that, great opinion.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
U think it was worth it. Also I don't know why moms tend to ask that question around Mother's Day? They know its for them