Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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AkshaySauce 5
At least you're hot
gingerrrr88 11
Take it as a compliment?
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Comments (105)
minagiv 11
This is in no way, shape, or form a FML. This should be on MLIA, you whiny bitch.
lightburns 10
When I moved house, I lived opposite a park. It turned out the house had been unused a while, so some people seemed to have got used to parking in front of the driveway. Even when there was a car in the driveway, so it was obvious that it was in use, people would still park in front of our house (not any of the others) rather than park down the road, or even walk to the damn park. Eventually my mum ended up parking in front of the driveway, after she almost missed a play she was going to see because some cretin was blocking her in, as usual. In short, I am heavily biased against people who park on or in front of other people's driveways. so YDI.
imsooogayyy 3
Where is the down side to this??? As long as the other person doesn't look like Helen Keller, I think you're good.
williamwheat37 0
Quit whining. I hope this is a flop getting told you're hot is not an fml
OfficeNinja 5
Park the car there tomorrow, with a note that says "yes I am single" and then some flirty comment - or else find a new place to park!