Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Action_Bastard 0
That man is full of WIN.
fmlwinnn 0
so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.
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Comments (144)
donicus 0
he wears condoms?
jose1760 1
You should of said no I'm getting hungry and then took the shot!!!
Leftieswillrule 3
this is a prime example of the way people think. If OP was a an optimistic funloving person this would be on MLIA but instead it's here and OP is bitter
mike3775 39
That was hilarious. I dont see anything bad in it at all, at least your boyfriend didnt roll over and go to sleep right after.
sourgirl101 29
Great sex gives some people extra energy. Just like when you leave the gym and you're all pumped up. Not everyone falls dead asleep if you're in decent shape.
Zosiaaa 0
I never laughed so hard in my life. How is this an 'fml'?
Override 0
That is an epic win... not an FML
bachooka 5
"today I realized my boyfriend is a guy and does guy things fml" i can see my husband and almost all of my guy friends doing something like that... if you don't like it, become a lesbian.
boopityboppity 11
You can see your husband and all of your guy friends doing that? All at once? I'm not going to one of your parties, sorry.
Ray_of_midnight 23
FYL for not knowing how good you have it. Really, why do people post FMLs whenever someone tries to be funny in the bedroom?
Dracs 0
I don't see the FML in this one.