Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Action_Bastard 0
That man is full of WIN.
fmlwinnn 0
so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.
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Comments (144)
perdix 31
That's one way to get out of the irritating, obligatory, post-coital "cuddling." He's blown his load, he's done. Once he can get you to sleep, he can go out have more fun.
coffee_enima 0
perdix, that may be the most intelligent comment I've ever seen on this site.
Phustercluck 11
I love Cuddling! Why would you blow that off? ...and only one go? lulz VVVV Big spoon looking for little spoon.
hnz 13
he's funny! not an fml
Doortje 30
I guess he had a little more planned for you...
amerwin 3
haha got you with the old pen-is-dulum trick. ydi for wanting to stay awake.
mintcar 10
Eh, not very funny.
NomsdePourquoi 3
how was he able to make the "sounds of a clock" and still able to say "you are getting sleepy"?
cgchamp89 7
are you retarded? it was probably one after the other
sourgirl101 29
You (tick) are (tock) getting (tick)....^^^^^Probably the way this person told you.
NomsdePourquoi 3
nice suit. you look like you tongue punch fart boxes for money.
omgitzkayla 0
no...just no.
afghan_angel 0
As u said it amazing sex... so why r u complaining women!
boopityboppity 11
I agree. Maybe. I can't really tell.
Phustercluck 11
She's drunk. She's just seeing...errr reading double, so she thinks their is more than one woman involved.
tarheels32388 0
OMG! why lol
jitterbug25 0
22 you are ******* hott!!!;)
AssDan 0
He was trying to hypnotize you so he could finish you off with a nice alabama hot pocket.