Today, my therapist made me take a test to see what level my depression was at. There was a whole bunch of questions with multiple answers to choose from. One question was, "Do you find it harder to make decisions?" I couldn't decide which answer to pick. FML
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Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Today, I went to get Covid test because I had chest pain and shortness of breath. Turns out, I just have depression and anxiety. FML
Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML
Today, and every day I decide to get therapy for my severe depression, my parents spring a workload of chores on me, which mentally exhausts me to the point I can’t do anything. Including start my therapy. FML
Today, I learned that there is an actual medical term for having trouble making decisions of any kind. I'm not sure if I should feel understood because I know it's an actual disorder, or be angry that people still believe it's fake when I show it to them. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Today, I got to endure another "fun" team-building personality test. Like usual, it said I was defensive and using a belief that I can't follow conversations. I literally can't due to auditory processing issues. My coworkers keep assuring me it's safe to open up. Fuck psychology. FML
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
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ajh1800 25
So then wouldn't the answer just be "yes"?...
jbuckets_404 39
Seems like you couldn't decide which FML to reply to either, Richard, so you used a dartboard.... ;-)
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RichardPencil 32
I was trying to decide whether to comment, "Sounds like a shitty situation" or "I hope you mean EX-boyfriend" But I couldn't!
jbuckets_404 39
Seems like you couldn't decide which FML to reply to either, Richard, so you used a dartboard.... ;-)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ladies and gentlemen, Chidi Anagonye lives again!
ajh1800 25
So then wouldn't the answer just be "yes"?...
spinspinsugar 12
always, somewhat, never. sometimes they throw other options there as well. I'd be teetering between sometimes and always
ojoRojo 27
Therein lies the answer! Decisions suck, at least I can decide on that haha
RomeoJackson 8
I had the same problem. "why are you depressed?" Bitch, everyone else had millions of dollars.. surgeries to look better.. great cars and houses.. they got to see their family.. why do you think im depressed.. I make as much as a crack head and I been to school for almost 8 years.
EmDizzle2007 28
I think you missed the point of the test.
spinspinsugar 12
this totally hit home for me. I feel that ❤
CharlieDiesel159391 3
yup i know that one! and if no one jumps in to pick for me or change the subject i start to hyperventilate!