Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML
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Top comments
kickazz16 15
That was rude.
thebeautybleeds 17
Why would you even say that?
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Comments (369)
xrudeboyrock 29
If you talk/think like this in real life, you're twice the douche I already think you are. How did this get past the voters? You just suck.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You're a ******* idiot, OP. YDI for not taking a Joke.
karmicsamadi86 9
How is that in any way on the same wavelength? You're an ass!!
cherryllollo 7
I'm sure the dad was just joking- doubt he'd really pay u in gum! this is why guys shouldn't babysit
muffinkitty 15
Yyeah... Your defitnaly not getting hired again.
madster007 3
Um I think he was just joking... Maybe trying to be funny and nice
Punkpoptart1119 20
A simple 'If gum could pay the bills..' would've worked just fine. If you would've said that to me, I wouldn't have paid you and kicked you out of my house. Yes, its fun to joke back, but that took it too far.
sematariux 7
Wow your a bitch! he was probably just kidding you dumbshit
therampages442 0
What is you problem. He was most likely joking.
Levvy 22
Wait, it was SURPRISING he reacted that badly to sudden obscene hostility? Is that what this is implying?