Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
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Top comments
almost_there44 26
You already know what to do. Get yourself tested and get a lawyer as soon as possible. This behavior of his will always continue as long as you allow it. Get out immediately, take care of yourself and your kids if you have any.
jbuckets_404 39
He won't have to worry about "coming home to (OP)" from now on, will he? :-(
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Comments (25)
Nnzyb 8
"I always come home to you... Except when I don't." Divorced!
Regulate 21
Another day goes by. Another day I understand people less. Sorry OP. I hope getting rid of him isn't going to be a long drawn out process. You're better than him :)
Alexandria79 22
hope you told him that he's welcome to try but pigs like him sleep in the yard then changed the locks.
PennyLane27 32
Are there any lawyers out there that want to help OP get everything in the divorce?
Etweens96 25
Get a lawyer, kick his ass to the curb, change all the locks, file divorce papers, get tested and ignore all his calls. Any kids try to get ahead and get full custody of them.
Viewerv 2
That's the excuse women used to use to console themselves when divorce wasn't an option. Out side of history, that's worthless way to look at things!
Shelby Hodge 5
My now ex-wife said the same thing. When I told her it didn't work like that, she said she didn't see what the big deal was, since she was sleeping with other women instead of another man.
PotetGull99 2
Well he's not coming down to you anymore/much longer. Atleast you can find someone better!