Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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hawtrox22 13
keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...
TheNewMirage 10
I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together
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Comments (151)
SWAGG_ON 9
At least you've already met the parents
Firewaterbabe 6
I wish u luck in explaining that one to the ex
Mackay92 14
It's the sister that has to do the explaining
Firewaterbabe 6
Unless the sister tells him he has to explain since he went home with her
Mackay92 14
When he woke up he realised it was his ex's sisters house...So he obviously had a drink in him
dmasheen 4
she had her chance :E
sunnyray812 42
Your ex isn't going to be too happy.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Just imagine the awkward wedding vows ;)
831curmudgeon 7
It is not so much your life as it is your own doing. You only have yourself to blame for drunk random hookups. If you're that clueless about who you're going home with, then perhaps you should just be glad you didn't wake up with a dude. Self-imposed stupidity is not grounds for a valid FML.
Mackay92 14
Agree he should have been more responsible but what about the sister?
RedPillSucks 33
But self-imposed stupidity sometimes makes the funniest FMLs.
Absolutus 8
Wait, he said the HOUSE belonged to his ex'a younger sister, not the room. Maybe it was her house and the entire family doesn't live with her..
sisco2901 20
Oh, you smooth motherfu... Wait.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't rush him. He'll get around to the mother, eventually.
worldclassrager 41
So do you two have more dates or anything?
foxy_grampa 19
Well I guess there's nothing terribly wrong with that as long as it was your ex and didn't become an ex due to this happening. If you two ended on good terms this shouldn't come back badly for you I wouldn't think. Although women are confusing
AirBusDriver 23
He did nothing against his ex, the sister was fair game! After she left me for a coke dealing POS I banged two of my ex's sisters and several of her friends, all the while quite sober. A fun (and safe sex) time to get past the lying crap I was put through. I didn't want drugs or alcohol to take away from that kind of sexual healing! Raw, animal lust. Best time of my newly single life. :)
Raesin 21
I don't see your point. If she left you for a 'coke dealing POS' she didn't care about you anyway so she wouldn't care who you shagged. It's none of your ex's business who her sisters and friends choose to spend sexy time with either. So great 'revenge' there pal, I'm sure you'll make a wonderful husband for some lucky lady if that's your attitude. Just hope she doesn't have any sisters... or brothers.