Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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hawtrox22 13
keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...
TheNewMirage 10
I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together
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Comments (151)
johnpaisley 6
ARE U JOKING Dude that's not bad at all that is you winning a break up and f'ing her little sister that is the best way to get back at her, OP
goliatron 9
Props, man! I would love to bang my ex's hotter younger sister!
threedogg 1
How is that a bad thing. Id find my ex and be like yeah i ****** your sister and what
glitterkuro 18
WOW. A whole lot of "you won", "you got your revenge" comments. Has it not occurred to any of you that some people are capable of breaking up civilly, like adults? Maybe he was the one to break up with her, and the FML is because he feels guilty that she might be upset/feel awkward about this. Or maybe it was a bad break up and doesn't want to have to be part of that family again. That's a little sad for him because he said that the girl was awesome and maybe wanted to pursue a relationship with her. If your first thought is getting revenge by having sex with your ex's sibling, I can categorically tell you that you're probably an arsehole.
xSkittle 16
I think the same way as you do. The amount of comments saying "well done" and "you won" is insane. "Kids" these days...
Axel5238 29
Agreed and the fact he got so drunk he didn't know who it was. Let alone club one one night stands are kinda shady and great way to increase your chances of getting an std.
paramor3 23
Sleep with one eye open! This may have been a revenge screw, orchestrated by your ex! The sister probably plans to drug you and bring her big sis out of her hidden spot to torture into being sorry for life! Don't eat the eggs or the kool aid. . . better safe than sorry!
ClellRayzer 1
Worse things have happened when drunk
nitrog100 21
I'm sorry you feel bad about banging your ex's sister, but that's awesome. Good for you.
Omniprism 15
High five. Unless you really like this girl then you've got some hurdles to get over.
jman26 11
Why is this on FML? It should be in a letter to penthouse
rogwest 23
I'm having a hard time seeing how this is an fml....