Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month of sobriety, I woke up in my ex-girlfriend's house with absolutely no recollection as to how I got there. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a girl that I like and had a really good time while with her. We got pretty drunk and then went back to mine. When things started to get sexy, I accidentally called her by her sister's name. A girl I don’t even know. FML
Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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Top comments
hawtrox22 13
keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...
TheNewMirage 10
I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together
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Comments (151)
davidpropert 32
Who's next, the mother?
Omnomnymous 10
If he completes the trifecta , that would be just sad.
likemice 6
Or the father?...
tishtashbat 16
You'd think you'd have recognised it from the outside... although I suppose the houses on some estates do look similar. I don't reeeeally see the big deal with sleeping with your ex's sister though, unless you only broke up last week.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
He probably didn't recognize the outside because he was shit-faced drunk.
SadisticPlatypi 6
how is that a bad thing?
RedPillSucks 33
What's going to really bust your gut is "Which one did you actually sleep with?"
MysticMonkey 9
Swapped the other for a younger version eh? You sly dog.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Did she recognize you?
ajwatts1988 2
I don't see the problem here!
Mynamewontfi 40
It's your ex's sister. As far as I know, it's not cheating, so I don't see what the problem is.
awkwardloveannie 28
if she knew it was her sisters ex its considered betrayal
horneyhic 15
That's the sisters problem not his
xSkittle 16
@91, it also shows what kind of person he is
awkwardloveannie 28
you recognize the house not the girl?
perdix 31
It might work out better with Daughter 2.0. Usually the 1.0 version is just a buggy beta shipped by devs that don't know what they're doing, and work out the kinks on later releases. Yes, I'm a first-born. Why do you ask?
isuckok 11
Sometimes the update isn't as good as the original.
perdix 31
#51, yeah, there are times you are right. I need to tell my little brother about Windows 8!