Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I finally kicked my awful nail-biting habit. All it took was a fractured jaw. I haven't been able to chew anything for two weeks. FML
Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my idiot husband broke his jaw and had to have it wired shut. I just caught him trying to fix it in his shed because he cut the wire with bolt cutters so he could, of all things, eat a steak before it went bad, then tried to close his jaw again with fishing line. FML
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Top comments
track69 3
wow that's terrible I'm sorry
scottovious 0
That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...
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Comments (104)
nvrbasik 0
got a tad bit excited eh?
LaciNic0le 0
awe :/
ballinballinb 0
damn girl, how big of a sandwich were you trying to eat?
bobateme 0
A rather jaw dropping situation :D
superman7268 3
sewer if ur a girl then I'm sorry but if ur a guy.... HAHAHAHA
theybebitchin 4
wow, ******* retard much?
__doge__ 15
Sexist... Very sexist
pfizzle16 0
that is a real fml. like that is just awful im so sorry haha
birchknollbabe32 0
no shit fyl. that's why he said fml
poopy56 0
wait why would you ever get ur jaw wired shut
markcst 2
your doctor didn't tell you only liquids for the first few days?
nivk 0
ouch...