Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
Today, I finally kicked my awful nail-biting habit. All it took was a fractured jaw. I haven't been able to chew anything for two weeks. FML
Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my idiot husband broke his jaw and had to have it wired shut. I just caught him trying to fix it in his shed because he cut the wire with bolt cutters so he could, of all things, eat a steak before it went bad, then tried to close his jaw again with fishing line. FML
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track69 3
wow that's terrible I'm sorry
scottovious 0
That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...
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Comments (104)
Glidefedt 6
YDI for choosing a sandwich as your first meal. You could've predicted it.
rebecca_marie_21 0
I broke my jaw and was wired shut for 2 months as well. You should of been eating really soft stuff like pudding and egg salad. FAIL
fatman1970 25
I know a few women that could do with their jaws wired shut... ;-)
EricaGK11 4
I know how that feels i did that too. but you should still stick to soft foods for like 2 more weeks
darklight549 2
Thats what you get for not spelling right..... Everyone knows its a sammich not that disgusting word.
elat4lolz 0
haha u made me lol dude
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Next time, don't try and see if you can open your mouth wider than a basilisk.
TOL_fml 6
What were your parents fed up with hearing you talk they just had to shut the ol' chomper lmao. But hey, that seriously sucks fyl
sk3l370n 0
too many bjs?
Hidden_Angel 0
I feel your pain on the not eatin much part, i had my jaw wired shut for about the same amount of time when i had jaw surgery about 3 years ago. Hope you get better, sendin tons of support to ya.