Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
rsue 14
Alright, I'll be the one who breaks the "lol tiny ****" bandwagon. I just lost my virginity to my bf last week. He's average sized or slightly above, it was completely incredible, and somehow my hymen is still intact. It's just really stretchy or something, idk. So don't let these internet asshats make you feel bad -- if she's happy, nobody else's opinion matters!
RheannaFreese 1
lol that's funny, but that happens to more girls than you'd think when you do pop her hymen you will know =P
fackincrazy 0
Ouch
SketchBat 0
It sounds like someone read Catch-22.
kramerkaty33 0
Doesn't matter the size, as long as u kno what to do with it! ;)
withered 30
Size DOES matter... If any girl says it doesn't, then she just tries to comfort the guy
amber_morphis98 5
Hear *CHODE* Much ??
cortnie 0
Don't worry dude. that happened to me and my boyfriend and he's not small at all. so don't get down on yourself haha
onelove1heart88 0
Just means you have to stroke a little deeper lol!
TheEpicPies 15
Aww :( thought that counts?
manichimon 2
There's a logical explanation for this. You missed.