Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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WCARlover 35
That's when you move to a bath my friend :)
easyprey 8
After that I bet it was like showering under a waterfall, except the minor concussion probably ruined the moment
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Comments (74)
Wolvander88 19
Well, the shower is the best place to vent out the pent-up. ;)
chokefrantic 9
Bye bye relaxation.
Il_Maestro 6
Try to be sympathetic, you and your shower head have a lot in common, you're both under pressure. Don't get all bent out of shape because it found a way to decompress.
x_madrigal 6
IN THE FACE
DracoSpirita 21
No, in the groin.
dinomelia 0
That happened to me sooo many time at my last place
luckyd880 12
Saturday night live. Bret michaels skit. "FACE TIME!"
martinv19 6
**** that's when you finish your shower and smoke a blunt! Remember a blunt a day keeps the stress away!
thejewishfuhrer 17
I love weed as much as the next guy, but this isn't the site for talking about it - unless it's relevant to the conversation.
SwaggCapone 11
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the movie Mr Nanny with Hulk Hogan?
kkjkidonthate 4
Yes, yes you are.
deedeee 9
Hahahaaha
Ruffclue 9
He who lives by the shower head, dies by the shower head.