Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML
Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML
Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, after waiting 7 months to get my amended tax return refund, I was informed today that not only did they mail it to the wrong address, the person who they mailed it to cashed the check. FML
Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
He misspelled Bob? How? Did he write it backwards?
DocBastard 40
So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.
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Comments (117)
pdp_fml 21
OMG yes your life sucks!
Perksofbeingawal 0
Represent Canada all day er-daaay.
Levini 0
someone smells lawsuit ... double or nothing the price ... name it in the suit
The_Moustache 6
Three words. Sue. Everyone.
RedPanda900 0
I like turtles
fugachumi 0
What the **** was in there???
wildmonkey 16
That's two, #86.
singaman96 0
first
bellaec825 4
woops fail lol
shaneac 0
This is a repeat, I've heard this before, with the exact same wording.
Zmeilerr 22
Then go tell one of the moderators instead of sitting here bitching about it.
x_Cupcakes 0
Oops. I hope you get it back!
PeteyPablo12308 20
That's ******. Well obviously FedEx knows where it went so I suggest you do something about it.
Froz3narr0w 0
You could say OP should 'deliver' the bad news to FedEx.
MyChemical_fml 0
Or OP could accidentally go to the UPS.
mmmskittles 3
at least OP gets his packages *cough* USPS.
Rhianikki 0
actually skittles, OP DOESN'T get his packages, that's what the entire FML is about, lol
Altosax 4
Plus getting the united states postal service to deliver to Canada is a real hassle.
nommnom_fml 0
74 - quiet time for you. skittles was obviously joking hence the "*cough*".
srgsk9 9
Not a huge deal, your life is not ******.
MrBond007_fml 6
wow that was fast, I didn't even get to read it^
Mirorbo 27
Sadly, no one actually double checks the signing anymore. Just the other day I had a package come in with my name clearly on it, and the man allowed Folly to sign for it. It's nowhere near close to my name!! Sure, I trust my boys with my mail, but what if it had gone to someone else? So sorry, I'm ranting and rambling!~ Fuhohohoho!~
docscientist 10
I once signed a package, Bob Loblaw.
newjerseyguy 0
here in new jersey they dont even try to get a signature, thet just drop the package at the door and leave
FMLephant 2
Arrested Development was an awesome show.
maronofhearts 19
@41 Actually they do that everywhere if the package doesnt say "signature required" then they are allowed to leave it at the door or wherever they think is the safest though at least for UPS its common practices to know the neighborhood first if there is known crime in that area generally they wont leave it because the driver can get in trouble. they drop and go mainly because they are on a time and gas mileage clock so its pretty hectic
eissirk 2
Were you signing for a law blog?
jonathanpwns 0
When I was hanging out with my friend a package came in for his mom, and he didn't want to sign in her name, so he signed it as "Batman".
vinzk_fml 6
insurance?
kcrnpl 0
like^
meowmeowwkitty 0
what if it was bud? can't insure that
Emrysa 1
FedEx SUCKS. I hope you had some kind of insurance. I usually go with U.S.P.S., not always better, but I know they have insurance. I called the FedEx hotline one time and the help person just hung up on me. I wasn't yelling or anything. They're pretty ridiculous. Good luck.
englishdweller 3
USPS delivered my $830 iPad to someone in a different state and just left it on the their porch, no signature. nothing.
marinus_fml 20
If your name is Bob, FYL, not because of the wrong FedEx delivery, but because your parents failed to be original and put effort into giving you a name.
DenisV95 2
You are not very nice. ^
Mirorbo 27
Honey, my family name is Ball and I was named Miror. Sometimes it's not a good thing to have creative-naming parents.
Imagirll 3
his name could be Robert.. I mean bob was a name that wasn't made fun of a long time ago.
BlackHoleSuns 0
You fail at being funny and just end up looking like an ass.