Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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laffalot53 0
at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!
Anonanimal 0
eww, TRIM! that's disgusting
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Comments (92)
iiCreep 0
looking at all these comments about not knowing how to shave... You guys know about nair, right? And veet? ...And prefessional waxing? :l
nevershoutnever1_fml 0
eww shave!!!
bree_91 0
Americans have like a phobia of hair. Grow up. I bet more than half the guys who tell girls to wax dont clean themselves up. And trimming only makes it more uncomfortable because it's prickly.
annalovescheese 0
lovely o_o LOL
DjeePee 25
If it were only the Americans... It seems that almost everybody has a hairphobia nowadays. So sad, and it makes me angry. If you are a girl with armpit hair, you can't even just wear tops in summer, because everybody will look at you like you have a purple mustache. It should really be nice if people should grow up a little. Adult women have hair, so there's nothing wrong if a woman wants to keep that. Too bad society is against that. (for the record, I only have hair on my head, I have something against hair. But a friend of mine doesn't shave her (just a little trimming), because she finds herself more feminim with her hair, and doesn't want that childisch look. It's just sad that she gets so many negative comments. Although her boyfriend likes it)
PatrickGuy 0
eww
drummerelx 0
nnnnaaappppppyyyyy nappy nappy
mrstomkaulitz 0
ewwww shave ur pubes dude... that's just gross, YDI for not know how to groom yourself properly...
joeyrocks 0
if itcwas oricking out of ur bathing suit and he noticed u were prob wearing a light colored bathing suit cuz in black he wouldn't of noticed. if it was coming out the sides then u didnt take the proper time 2 shave it off. girl u should've looked in the mirror before u left.
getjackedd 0
ur guyfriends kind of a perve for one and two u should do something about that lil issue!!!! gross
imawesome0408 0
haha