Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, after a day spent at the beach, I was looking back through our photos. Neither my husband, sisters, kids, or our friends bothered to tell me that my white swimsuit became a bit see-through when wet. In absolutely every photo you could clearly see my pubes and my nipples. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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laffalot53 0
at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!
Anonanimal 0
eww, TRIM! that's disgusting
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Comments (92)
Kontrast 0
lmaooo, looks like you got chewbacca in the leglock *does wookie roar* YDI
BadOwner 0
Who says "bottom" in new york
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Bottom" as in "bikini bottom," not ass. What else would you call it-- swimsuit panties?
C7ynT05 2
Yuck, at the very least you make sure to trim the hedge and mow the lawn .
iboss_b 0
OMG THAT'S TOTALLY GROSS!!! LIKE U DIDNT KNOW U HAVENT SHAVED IN A WHILE!!!
Short1_1993 0
Ewwww
omgwtflolz 0
and THAT is why you shave. have u learned your lesson now?
Hockeylover87_71 0
lmao @ #29!!
Hockeylover87_71 0
oops wrong one, lmao @ #89 :)
vooper 0
im 14, and idk how to shave right down there...... usually i end up bleeding. and its only clean-shaven for about a day. ill try to shave again but it hurts, and idk what to do.... any help please.