annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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onorexveritas 24
YDI expecting something more from a guy who plays video games
Obey_StudBoii 23
Get the game and take it back. As far as the sex make him wait.
OfficeNinja 5
Cook the noodles - then "spill" them on his lap. OOPS! Sorry about that...
etchsanity1 11
Hmmm you may just be horrible at ******** some would say any BJ is a good BJ but in fact there are women out there who should just plain never submit a guy to their version of oral... Maybe this is a hint if so YDI
CharresBarkrey 16
That's certainly a lot of over thinking this FML. They got their gifts for each other without knowing what the other got, though. He would have no way of knowing what her gift was until he already purchased hers.
Perfectg 9
noodles :p lol
ImmaB3AST 7
Bet it was Black ops 2
annie_nk 23
Assassin's Creed III. I didn't marry a total douche bag lol
simoncat 11
I think divorce papers would be a great follow up Valentine's Day gift!
courtneyann211 10
Really? Definitely not a reason for a divorce.
thewife5 19
Really? Cuz he sounds like a real winner. It's not that he didn't get her a gift.. He grabbed the stupidest things from their cupboard.. He might as well spit on her face. He's a POS that would be a dick if he got nothing for Christmas.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Did no one actually read Annie's reply to comment #24?! She explains the meaning behind her husband's gifts. He actually put a lot of meaning into his gifts. Plus, even if he hasn't, this is by no means terms for divorce. Come on people, marriage isn't a teenage game. You have to actually work at it. Don't be so petty.
sammyjanette 17
How ******* difficult is it for someone to stop at the local CVS and pick up some flowers or a card? That shows more personal touch than grabbing something around the house. Clearly, your husband doesn't give two ***** about making you feel special for one day.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Oh yea, a gift procured hastily from CVS is just so personal. And OP's husband actually did give her 2 very personal and meaningful gifts. They may not be what we would consider as 'good' gifts, or even a gift at all, or what OP would want for a gift. But he didn't really just grab something from around the house with no thought put into it.
sammyjanette 17
Yes, he did. The OP even stated it.
youknowimright 5
******** shouldnt be only for special occasions
beehardxcore 26
OP sounds like a great wife. But ramen noodles ARE delicious. Just, a really shitty gift...