annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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kiki9_fml 10
Sell the system and buy yourself something shiny. That should fix things lol
fliplover 8
I'm just curious how many decent guys you friend-zoned in order to end up with this "Prince Charming".
iCake 13
At least you have something eat, and something to wipe dat ass
jarockstar27 10
Hey OP why dont you make him ramen noodles for dinner and make yourself a glorious stack dinner with all his favs and eat it in front of him:p
gemmadaws 3
You suck so badly hang onto that keeper I am sure other girls are bashing down your door to get to him
dlas 5
Isnt he just a keeper
SwaggCapone 11
it's the thought that counts?
barronterrier 3
He did let you give him a BJ...that was also a present for you!
cuddlebunny3548 11
At least you can eat ramen noodles while on the toilet now :)
monstercity2 8
please tell me where i can find another woman like you.