annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Utah.
annie_nk 23
Tooele or Blanding. Repressed first grow up into freaks in bed. ;)
annie_nk 23
*girls. Ran out of time.
mike307 11
Right she's only completely awesome! I'd love to get a girl like her! I want to give her an award for being so bad ass...
MrItalia 18
Perfect wife, lucky and stupid man your husband is
Sinamoi 18
Yoda?
aly_pinay22 8
Make him ramen noodles for the rest of his life.
chinozigzag 2
U r sexy
TheDeafWalrus 8
You say that you got Ramen like it is a bad thing.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
After everything she did, it is a bad thing, but you wouldn't know..
loserman67 36
I hope he enjoyed everything, because I have this feeling that he won't be getting games, waffles or suprise blow jobs for quite awhile.
MeowZebraMeow 7
I doubt he'll be receiving any BJ's, surprise or not.
hurleyjoe 8
You're wasting your time on a man that clearly doesn't appreciate you, you'd be much better off with someone else who does, someone who Idk, is actually sane? Don't get me wrong, I love me some Ramen and a nice roll of toilet paper, but that's just ridiculous.
annie_nk 23
I'm not pulling the divorce papers out over this. All relationships take work. I'll let him know how hurt I was over this.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Keep us posted!:D
andyyroxx 20
Might wanna stay true to your personal description - you're happily married! Let him know how you feel, and restore that.
annie_nk 23
I'm still happy to be married to who I said I do to. I talked to him and he said the toilet paper is a silly tradition in his family (which I didn't know) and the ramen was because it was what I craved during my second pregnancy. Obviously I missed the joke. He understands my hurt feelings and apologized. So all is well now :)
OhDearBetrayal 25
128- Oh my gosh, that is just too adorably sweet of him! They're gifts with meaning. You're a lucky girl to have a guy who gives you reminders of memories instead of jewelry.
dead247 13
Shopping for gifts on any occasion will be so much easier now.
False_Stupidity 42
It all makes sense now! Glad to see that all is well between you now and that your hubby isn't as dumb or inconsiderate as we thought.
mykelinva 4
Second FML that sounds like the presents were already in the house and given as presents. Makes me ashamed to be a man....some of us are better than that! Come on hubby, get your shit together!
challan 19
At least get your four other packs of ramen, Op. Its six for $1.06. He's holding out.
killcolt 6
Best wife ever
RZB 11
Try stealing back the game...