annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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conorshykesh 4
Yeah, so wipe your face and go make the Stir-Fry. Geez.
NewFire911 5
Well, if you eat all that Ramen, you're gonna need that Toilet Paper.
natsaysheyyy 16
Time for divorce!
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
OP, you're like the best wife ever.. you deserve better.
yungbrittany98 8
Only a ********? what are you twelve??
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
excuse me but you're 14..
yungbrittany98 8
So? What's your point? I'm also almost 15 and I'm really mature!
sammyjanette 17
If ******** are for 12 year olds. I shudder to think about the things you're doing sexually at 14...
rahrah27 10
Bit rich coming from a 14-year-old. What makes you such an expert?
yungbrittany98 8
I never said I did anything like that..
PenguinBitch 44
84- If my calculations are correct, you are a *****. Good day ma'am.
courtneyann211 10
Ignore this. It was meant for 74 before that comment was deleted
BlueFlatts 20
Next time save the second half of his gift till after you get yours. No waffles for you!
Big_lama6 7
penis
braydin72 6
Your life may suck but your husbands rocks!!
Cherryheart 22
Now you know what you'll buy him next year
Bradley_Dillon 39
A **** subscription?
rogerover 19
You're an awesome wife!