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annie_nk Tooele, United States

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

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annie_nk 23

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

accioshannon 17

Steal the game and hide it.

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Comments (196)

ardencred 7

You owe him another BJ! He gave you 2 ramen noodles!!!! You're so selfish

gameover18 17

So do you have a twin?

Saiyza 4

He really thought out the present and future of those noodles.

Vidimus 13

He definitely doesn't deserve you, girl. You can do better.

aroman2312 10

lol

icepick23 12

You complain too much. Make the Ramen noodles for him; then use the toilet paper to wipe his butt after he *****. Then, you will be a good wife, my lady.

BeachGirl27 23

What a jerk act. I wouldn't put up with many such instances if I were you. Thank God for divorces and property settlements!

Synthesiate 7

It enrages me the amount of people who marry such incompetent jerks

xXAlorraXx 11

does how much he cares..