annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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Eorlas 31
Can I celebrate christmas at your house?
florido_fml 10
He doesn't deserve you, i deserve you!!
KingCeltic77 18
It's kinda creepy trying to get a date over FML isn't it?
florido_fml 10
I dont want to date her i want to wife her, OP marry me right here right now despite what anyone says or thumps
laden_swallow09 35
florido: Forever Alone
annie_nk 23
Sorry florido. I'm taken.
Cartera 10
annie; how aren't you creeped put by this guy? Lol
annie_nk 23
He hasn't messaged me and is most likely just joking.
SweetLuna 10
What?! What a dick, lol, slap him for me.
ryggsekk 8
l gave my little brother a hammer, for the third Xmas in row. l also gave him a energy drink that made him sick the day before Xmas. lf l only could punch him down like the bitch he's
KingCeltic77 18
Chivalry is truly dead.
Enslaved 38
Beef flavor and 2-ply? Great gift!!!
CharresBarkrey 16
Joke's on her, it's shrimp flavored! The worst of them all.
LuckBeNimble 19
spicy chicken or bust.
azularayne 17
but shrimp is my favorite one.. 0_o
kurodansei 16
I say regift and take your talents elsewhere.
PipingMouse 14
Empty the fridge, and take the video game back. Then you can enjoy his "gift" while he starves :P
kingsian 15
Beef or chicken? Charmin or Scott? Yes there are diffences here and I need to know before determining if it was your fault or not.
annie_nk 23
This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.
sillyyanks 24
haha because if it had been 4ply it would have been entirely justified!
deathrock_88 6
Sounds like he's a total asshole.
travinator90 9
For his sake I hope he makes it up to you later, otherwise I fear some retribution may be heading his way...
perdix 31
The Ramen noodles will help you get the taste out of your mouth and you can use the toilet paper for the spooge that dripped down on your chest. He knew what was going on and prepared the right gifts for you. You didn't surprise him . . . he saw it *lowers sunglasses* coming.
BubbleGrunge 18
Spooge? I've never heard that before but it is a beautiful word!!!