annie_nk
Tooele, United States
Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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nadnerbz 6
WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?
accioshannon 17
Steal the game and hide it.
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defracto 5
Ha typical men! Damn
bigtime_rocker 11
I'm calling the bluff!!! No woman in history have performed all three of those task in one day unless 1. The alledged husband/boyfriend is paying by the hour 2. Making more than $3000 dollars per minute or 3. Executing the art of master hypnosis I smell a rat...
alissa412 33
At least he thought it through.
TheEmoSuperman 16
thought ramen, pictured Naruto
tintaroja 14
I would finish the ******* with a hard bite down there.... One by one is even!
Chaos2161988 5
I need you as my wife damn
seacadet 18
Was it far cry 3?
volklskis 7
What? How old is your husband?! Get out more dude!
PhishloverA 14
Hey I got a pack of ramen noodles too! What flavor did you get? I got chicken
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Are you okay with this? Seriously?! Reading your comments you don't seem terribly angry or anything. I'd be furious. I don't see how this is funny or okay at all... that's just so selfish of him :s elaborate, because I am seriously confused.
annie_nk 23
I've known my husband for 4 years and we've been married for 1 1/2 years. He's not a douche or jerk so this act was out of the ordinary.
annie_nk 23
I've known my husband for 4 years. He isn't a jerk so this act was out of the ordinary. I confronted him later and he told me it was a joke. The toilet paper is a silly tradition in his family, which I wasn't aware of. And the ramen was because it was what I craved during my second pregnancy. I missed the joke and he understood why I was hurt. He apologized so all is well. :)
annie_nk 23
My apologies for the double comment. The android app is buggy as hell.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Ah, okay, that makes more sense... See, this is why I love it when the OP comments on their FML :) thanks for the reply, by the way!
DanielleinDC 34
I just hope he got you a real gift later.