Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Top comments
Juneyah1017 9
A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.
tory777 0
Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?
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Comments (107)
bubbarific 0
pics or it didnt happen
bigbadtim 7
Relax, it's FedEx.
Mjwnenrjs 17
decent
biggecko 4
Pass the good mood along!!!!
mintcar 10
FedEx? UPS would've joined without hesitation.
mcxhunni 0
you look scary :(
IcySnake 0
So do you bro.
ElementalDragon 2
also find her info a bit contradictory. "I respect the English language"... and ends her info with "okaythanksbye". uh huh...
mintcar 10
"Okaythanksbye" is written in ENGLISH. "D'accordmerciaurevoir" and or " kthxbaii" is NOT. Simple explanation FTW. If you're picking on the fact that I didn't use a comma after "okay" then that makes seems. Although it's a common phrase that I use.
alipod 11
where do u live? i'll be ur new neighbor and I promise i'll be nicer than fedex guys ;)
slimshadyy_fml 0
ur creepy. ps to grammar Nazis: I don't care, so just **** off:)
mordhorst95 0
wow. that was an epic fail
baltomushishi 0
LALALAlollipop , youre so pretty
Ryonix 0
do u has big boobs if so win if not ydi eat more
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 Gaining weight doesn't ensure that you get big boobs. And how does anyone "deserve it" for not having big boobs? It's not like anyone can choose their genetics.
Rokpics13 0
well I guess she was *puts on aviators* out of it YEAHHHHHHHHHHH OR why no no she doesn't
valenzuela86 0
since you were commando, did the fedex men end up putting thier PACKAGE in your MAILBOX?
jsnakes12 0
could you come to my house and do that