Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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GameRater01 0
score one for karma
ddrluna 2
I slow down for tailgaters. Wouldn't change if it were a cop. It's one of those moments where you just pray a deer would jump in front of you so that you could slam on your breaks and the moron would crash right into you for following too close.
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DizzyDemon0 9
How's that ticket going?
Hullaballoo 0
The cop let you get up to 93MPH? Doubtful
Blackknight_fml 0
I'm assuming this happened on the highway so if somebody is tailgating it's because you're in the wrong lane. KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS!
firebirdforever 0
Oh yeah, seriously entertaining. Karma sucks, doesn't it? I get ticked when people do that to me. I'll try to pass them, they speed up, I can't, soon as oncoming traffic is coming, they slow down. It's rude. You never know when someone has an emergency or needs to get somewhere fast. Totally not cool trying to entertain yourself, and I hope that ticket is nice and big. Congrats, bed made lie.
elcarlitoxloco 0
that's what you get for being a douche haha
DMCD327 0
cops are dicks. they play games on the road, that could have been so dangerous
jumpgurl23 0
retard. thats all.
ashole1990 10
see, whenever someones riding my ass i slow down till they get into the other lane, check to see if theyre a cop, then speed up past them. ******* idiots i swear
arstef90 5
Cops sometimes tailgate people to get them to go over the speed limit. It was your fault for doing what you did, but the cop shouldn't have been doing that.
BrannFYR 0
you 100% deserved this. I'm glad that it was a cop tailing you and I hope you lose your license permanently. I bet it would not have been so "boring" if your reckless actions caused a death. A car is not a "toy" to be trivialized and played with, it's a several thousand pound killing machine. If you had no intention for driving faster than the approaching vehicle, get out of the ******* way.