Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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GameRater01 0
score one for karma
ddrluna 2
I slow down for tailgaters. Wouldn't change if it were a cop. It's one of those moments where you just pray a deer would jump in front of you so that you could slam on your breaks and the moron would crash right into you for following too close.
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aceofspades08 0
cops are so ******* annoying. they give you tickets for speeding and tailgating and other stuff too, but they always tailgate others... and when the hell do you ever see a cop going the speed limit??? **** COPS!
ThatsAli3 0
cops shouldn't be tailgating people ? Bad example. And why did he only pull you over when you let him pass? Shouldn't he have done it earlier?
RandomFool 5
This is how the cops are going to ******* kill us.
juicyfruit23 0
first of all oh my gosh wouldnt it be fun to not let them pass me? get a life thats pathetic. second you really can't recognize a cop car?! and the cop was probably only tailgating her to see if (s)he was speeding so he pull him/her over
juicyfruit23 0
and all those people who think cops are dicks and "exploiting us" for pulling you over maybe you just shouldnt ******* speed in the first place
kvgf1484 0
#52... there are 100 zones in Canada. We use kilometers up here, not miles.
soiree_fml 0
ylif, because i ******* hate cops. they pull shit like that just to give you a ticket...dickwads.
Shoopman 0
You're a ******* moron.
melh2o 0
were you speeding the whole time? or was he just tailgaiting you like an asshole and then once you hit 93 he wigged out? stupid. D:
tdawgheath 0
You're a ******* idiot...If you go 90...make sure no one's around or it's just you and your friends...