Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today." I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .
cutycat136 28
At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.
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Comments (61)
Magnettik 16
Well that's not creepy at all
cutycat136 28
At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.
ihartmytdi 23
His statement only gets creepier when you take into consideration that he said "today" How many times has he smelled you? o_O
dakatabg 31
He was being sarcastic
hereicomment 18
Maybe he was being sarcastic or something
codytallica 38
He probably thought it was bengay!
abNormal62 23
You little "VICson" You just can't turn off that natural sexuality can you? You still got it going on, even when you're sick!
abNormal62 23
You little "VICson" you. You've got it going on even when you are sick!!!
sstahpp 33
That stuff smells awesome though.
cornyrob 33
I like the smell of it, too.
Desi_D123 27
Congrats. Now you can start a perfume line for old people.