Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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ghostlilac 25
Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out
newbiehere99 6
Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?
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Comments (84)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I would've just left.
oxygenius 14
Perhaps thats why he's perfect for you.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Wow! Was he mentally challenged?
JoeLouisBomber 9
His father was with the whole time. Nobody noticed er what?
senor_awesome 14
Yes, they did. Did you not notice the other comments on here?
onorexveritas 24
that's attractive
ellytoad 13
I had a blind date when I was 26. It ended up being a long, congenial chat... between him and my mom, who for some reason invited herself along. I'm still annoyed about it to this day.
KiddNYC1O 22
He's sooo into you. No, really.
beautycrush495 10
Maybe u need new friends OP.
BlueFlatts 20
I can't believe she walked into A Mc-D's willingly on a blind date and stayed, she sure is nicer about it than I would have been. Anyone else think it was the fathers idea? I mean what kind of dad would let his son take a girl on a date to Mc-D's. Talk about a cheap date.
poindexter25 5
Thats sad