Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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ghostlilac 25
Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out
newbiehere99 6
Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?
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Comments (84)
annie_nk 23
Well it doesn't sound like you're committed to a second date. And all your other dates will most likely seem better by comparison.
the_enigma1019 1
Well... Perhaps the guy has little dating experience. Or he could be a massive fool, either way, it's a bad date, they happen.
FlashBurn 13
Well, you better make sure they don't say anything about keeping it in the family... Being forced to date the son and father at the same time seems creepy enough.
Enslaved 38
Being single probably doesn't seem so bad,
winkydog4056 16
Well, was at least one of them (daddy or boy) hot!?
deathtothepix 26
*with us sorry its bothering me haha
scottyau 5
Ugh I hate that tautology... "whole entire"
CharresBarkrey 16
It is a bit redundant, isn't it?
perdix 31
#44, it's better than him being there the "entire hole time." ;)
winkydog4056 16
Dear Mr. or Ms. Pleonasm: Almost 4 years ago, I met the perfect guy. Well, almost perfect. Don't give up on finding your soul mate.....From, Wanky Dog
Tempest559 12
Of course his dad was there. Parental supervision is necessary for "special people"
majorjeneral 0
His father chaperoned the date so that he would be insured his son kept his virtue and thus negotiate bride price
RvidxrKlvn 8
Yeah, your friend punked you.