Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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ghostlilac 25
Guess it was a not-so-Happy Meal ... I'll show myself out
newbiehere99 6
Bah da dah dah dahhhhh ... I'm lovin it. Did he at least Supersize your meal?
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Comments (84)
buckdharma 38
An offbeat with his daddy, a special ass, if you please, pick up my number and turn your head so I can run.
tsent8 15
To make it extra special he let you keep the toy from the happymeal.
perdix 31
Did you tell your friend that you have a fantasy about being in a cheapskate threesome?
kemnet 7
Did she tell you which one would be perfect for you? maybe she meant the father and the son just tagged along
RealTalk0 7
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Disaster Date!"
T9FTW 20
His father was "with the entire time"? Huh?!
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like your former date will be forever alone. I wouldn't be surprised if he still breastfeeds off his mom. His parents are probably overly religious nuts hellbent on maintaining their son's virginity.
eggmarie 25
It amazes me how some people can turn ANYTHING into "it's all religion's fault!!!" Shit, I'm not religious at all and I still find it annoying.
panda_lou 11
Blind dates are awkward. They are social situations where two people that don't know each other are supposed to be together in a rather intimate setting. Next time tell your friend "thank you but I will find my own dates from now on. " or even have all three of you go out together to see if you'd even be interested in a date with these men.
perdix 31
Dad was the Back-up Plan. If you were too boring for the son, you might have been just right for the old guy. Some old dudes are so intent on being with younger women, they'll settle for one who is too tedious for her contemporaries.
hateevryone 15
Seems like you're better off single.