Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
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Sweej 1
Well then, start melting...
Person1233 13
You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
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Comments (98)
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Awwww =/
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
thats kinduh awesome .
loveexgirl 15
How..?
alex6946 10
No, it is not "kinduh" awesome, at all
Glitterhinoceros 14
Frosty the snow man c:
DrIDGAF 7
When life gives you a pixie cut, become a snowman.
xXCODGODXx 11
heyy
karagarren 8
Number 15. I feel automatically inclined to like you and agree.m with anything you say cause your pic.
ashleylucky16 6
I was thinking the same thing lmao
ImmaB3AST 7
How does having long hair make you not look like a snowman? That doesn't change your body type.
ninjaCarebear 17
Length of hair can make people look different. Just like certain type of clothe patters/styles can make people look bigger or smaller.
ImmaB3AST 7
But either way her body would still look like a freakin snow man.
RaexRae 1
yeah but the haircut probably makes her head look even rounder, like a snowmans
ImmaB3AST 7
Honestly, if I look at some chick I'm not gonna say " Damn! That haircut makes you look like a snowman!" If some fat girl was albino with a circular head MAYBE. But just because some girl has short hair it doesn't bring out their inner snowman.
GiantPancakesOMG 0
Inner snowman . LOL that made my day .
cldean24 4
Obviously you don't pay attention to detail if you don't understand where this simile is coming from. People can have quite round faces because of their bone structure or extra weight, it all really depends on the person. If OP hadn't noticed their prominent jaw line or roundness around their face, they may look very bad with a pixie cut.
hiyourcute 0
I didn't know long hair was that effective in hiding snowman syndrome...
csmouton 3
Fatty lmao
every1luvsvag 10
No girl looks good with a pixie haircut. Ever.
blueeyedwolf 10
I disagree.. look at Halle Berry, or Demi Moore when she had short hair. They both rocked that hair cut.
Valle79 5
Not quite true. A few can pull it off. Google image search pixie cut for examples. But I have never seen a fat chick look good with a pixie cut, I must admit. It just sort of brings out the fat. I know that sounds ridiculous, but it really does.
WeooBeans 14
I have to disagree with you. There are some people that look good with a pixie cut.
slushpup9696 12
I have never likes women with short hair. Look at Emma Watson. Unattractive now, thanks to her short hair.
WeooBeans 14
I think Emma Watson looks better with short hair
hxcDollface 0
Some girls look gorgeous with short hair. Rhianna for one. I liked her hair shorter(:
SpankyMcThrust 6
Maybe people should keep their oh-so-important opinions to themselves.
hxcDollface 0
Maybe some people shouldn't be such a douche.
bms1996 12
agreed
F0xyTurtle 8
Extensions. :)
SoSickWithIt 14
Uh, so you have a huge elongated orange nose, tiny black twig arms, and black buttons stuck on you? Hmm, just wear your black top hat, that way you no longer have to worry about your hair. :D
ImmaB3AST 7
If she had all that I think she'd have more to worry about than a bad haircut.