Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
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Comments (112)
Kyle225 3
Wha'd she say?!?
PlayTheGame24 5
That would make for a certain level of awkwardness...
jwbfml 11
Well you know she got it at least once a few years ago.
sux4u121 10
Well what is the big deal, say it was an accident, not FYL at all.
Lbeck 7
Dick.. Sick... Same thing.
martin_martian7 11
Your picture is nice. Lol
iRoc46n2 4
Perv
Dracoboxer357 36
46- Your picture is nice. ;) And 38- Try judging by her wits, not her ****, you sick dick. ;P
blahblah0392 7
Um no?
aKaClickZ 4
Holy ****.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wtf trick?
daringtoride 27
Tell me how that next meet up with her went.
skullofdarkness 18
She asked for some dick and they never spoke again.
SeniorHaG 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why would you ask your mom if she had gotten sick lately, when you're sick?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because if the mom was sick, there might be the chance the damn virus was still lurking around the house and afflicted OP with whatever the mom had.
accepted850 9
She may have given it to her Duh!!
insanexnh 13
And autocorrect claims its next victim. I'm sure your mother didn't take it seriously, OP. We've all had something like this happen to us. At least, I know I have.
P1P_BOY 6
I could imagine what her reply would be "what's it to you?" But fyl hopefully things dont get too awkward.
UmmOkay91 0
Lol.. I can imagine how your momma was looking .