Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
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Comments (112)
sugerbabe116 4
I remember once me and my mum were watching tv & they said dick, my mum asked 'What's a dick?' Lmfao still haven't told her. Fyl though.
isis_morrigan 18
Hopefully she has a good sense of humor!
acetheone 8
that would be the last thing i'd tell my mom, just before she murders me. fyl op.
maclieberman 5
ugh....autocorrect pisses me off....sorrylii
j3ebrules 13
Best typo ever! My mom would have been in freaking stitches laughing at that.
Derrrrrrp32 6
Classic, so what was her response?
TcheQ 12
YDI for not turning autocorrect off
santel_fml 8
Haha
noisebox 1
What reply did you get?
huSTL4MO 3
You must say dick a lot for it to auto correct it to that