Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
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Comments (112)
aron666 25
An interesting response would be: "Not long after you've had, my dear".
Jennielee 6
Hope to read that on DYAC!
klx125cross 9
Has she gotten any?
dsl1123 8
That autocorrect feature really sucks sometimes and if your not careful you can accidentally send a text like the one you sent.
pinksnowflake 2
Don't feel too bad, OP. I'm guessing if your mom texts, she understands that typos and autocorrect happen sometimes. She probably laughed a little when she saw it. If my mom received that text, she'd likely have answered, "Ask your dad."
palomina 0
Haha sorry op but did she answer back??
SwaggCapone 11
I'll be checking DYAC for this text message
kiraleann 16
Haha, don't feel too bad, I make that typo frequently.
tamgibbo 5
Ha ha ha that is funny..love it ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Of course! How do you think I bought you that iPhone?"