Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML
Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
Gotta love autocorrect...I hope you didn't get a response to that.
deedeee 9
Well, did she?
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Comments (112)
tylahgrace 12
this isn't exactly the most important part of it but you don't get sick immediately after being in contact with someone whose sick. it takes 3 days for symptoms to present themselves, just thought you should know
davidbdb485 0
It actually depends on what the sick person had. Some sicknesses have a longer or shorter incubation period of 3 days. It's possible to get sick within 24 hours of coming in contact with a sick person.
gilliaga73 18
Depends on the type of sick...maybe OP meant food poisoning rather than a cold.
Tuffay 14
Maybe Rison, and that was the last FML ever, from this OP.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
I bet you it's aids
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Damn you autocorrect! Seriously this should have been on that website instead.
davek 36
Whoever invented autocorrect is a ducking aunt.
XxskyelovexX 13
I get sick every time I go to my mom's :
XxskyelovexX 13
ignore the ":"
XxVulcanxX 0
wtf u did deserve it why r people so goddamn stupid and sympithetic these days!?
BoratSagdiyev 2
Why can't people spell anymore?
XxskyelovexX 13
This is fml.. don't come on here to not expect people searching for sympathy -.-
hisgirlherboy 5
Gosh, who pissed in your cornflakes?
wikedjest 0
haha hate predickt Txt don't you
hopsinlove17 26
So dick is more common than sick in your phone? Interesting.
ashtonlm 3
And that op is an excellent reason to always check what u txt b4 u send it I hope that u didn't get a response fyl op
laden_swallow09 35
Punctuation helps us out, y'know.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Really? B4? We speak English not bingo.
juicyfresh 7
well.. that escalated quickly
InsaneBolt 7
Autocorrect could've played a role, but the S is right next to the D so I could see how you could accidentally text 'dick' instead of 'sick.'
wildsweetchild 19
I'm more interested in what was her response, though it would have been even more interesting to watch her reaction. :)