Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
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tttron 0
ahaha that's awesome
CFR 0
You crazy strippers and your board games...
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Comments (88)
Melancholics 0
why don't you go buy something nice with that monopoly money.
Peroxide 3
I'd be more worried about what you did to get the money...
zombie_pie 0
YDI for being THAT guy.
mastory96 0
haha. you should go buy some property. how does a house by the boardwalk sound? or maybe one by the jail instead?
midwestjerk 0
Did you wake with a sore asshole, too, drunky-McDrunkdrunk?
theycallmenell 0
That's attractive... Hopefully the people giggling weren't guys
iamazombie 0
what does being a guy have to do with it? if a girl had done this, i think it would be twice as humiliating. she'd be known as a **** for the rest of the school year because of a simple drunken mistake, and never be able to live it down. at least since you're a guy, people will probably just laugh it off. YDI, no sympathy for you
perrino123 0
says the girl posing in a bikini for a website...... either way its funny
laffinatu 0
If you drink so much that you do things like that, you have issues. I'm not saying don't get drunk or party, I'm saying try to have some self control when you do. YDI for being a drunken idiot and not knowing where to draw the line.
EpicNerd 0
lol kids and their silly alcohol ha ha ha
mynameisnotstacy 0
That was you?