Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
brett1506 12
It's fine, ores better anyway.
False_Stupidity 42
Poor thing OP it was the last straw that broke the camels back.
ctdawes 3
I've never been to mcdonalds.. it seems like everyone on here likes it tho, so maybe I'll try it
Iknoweverything 29
Did you call the person who told you a McBitch? I've always wanted to call someone that.
Mookiisfabulous 15
What is a mars mcflurry? I work at a Mcdondals and this is the first time I have heard of it. Is it good? Well, obliviously since you bursted into tears when they couldn't make it for you. I had that happen before while working, the customer was pretty piss when we stop selling those sweet potato pies and had to explain it's a season thing like the milk shakes.
NotGabe 28
It's always a sadder story when food is involved.
james9120 7
Grow some balls...
tayza249 20
Mars Mcflurrys sound amazing! I live in Australia and we have double choc fudge, caramel cookie, bubblegum squash, maltesers and Oreo
fmllols 4
i know the feeling i went to mcd 3times to get the pancake hashbrown breakfast and all 3 times they had nothing so i had to wait and order a ******* burger at 11 in the morning and they almost never have ice tea
joethebiden 8
Your manhood membership has been revoked. Please hand over your balls.