Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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xxkimmyt 9
I would cry too. Its good shit.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.
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Comments (187)
skyeyez9 25
Awee. Well, Everybody has their breaking point.
pheebs314 17
Forgive me if this is a silly question, but what goes in a Mars McFlurry? All the McFlurries here are made with different Mars Bars candies and I'm wondering which one is just a Mars McFlurry where you're from.
Tuffay 14
Mars candy bar is its own candy bar. Just like Mounds, and almond Joy. They taste great. IMO
pheebs314 17
Thank you. We don't have that flavor of McFlurry here and I've never seen the candy bar... Here, its just a company that makes about 50 other candy bar types.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Don't feel too awkward about asking. I think it may be a localized thing. I have yet to see a mars bar or mars mcflurry here in craptastic Illinois. Now, as for OP... Go with an M&M mcflurry. Those are tasty too!
pheebs314 17
I always get m&m... Other than that all the options have peanuts and I'm allergic.
poccocurantes 7
Sounds like a McFlury of misfortune. I know it has been said already but the sun will come out tomorrow. Southern Finland? Ok. The sun will come out in about a month. Meanwhile, lots of vitamin D.
jarrettd 27
Turns out the cashier is a sympathy crier and says "i'm so sorry we're out"
Kelishas 9
Well that would be awkward for the cashier.. Hope you were able to find your ice cream in the end..
billyz77 24
Why would they put his ice cream in his end? Wouldn't it melt there?
MR_RODSQUAD 11
It's either I'm really late, or they just don't sell those in California.
vbmg152 19
Are you serious?? Are you a dude? If you're a dude, you got serious problems! My hubby just got laid off, we're broke & I didn't even cry over that! WTF, man??
kellyelly 9
Some people deal with things differently. I'm sorry for your troubles. The way you say you're in a worse situation, which I can agree, but somebody else could come along and say the same or something similar to you and make you feel lousy. But I wish and pray the best for you and your husband. God would never close a door unless He has another one waiting for you. You just have to search. Good luck with all.
poccocurantes 7
Seasonal depression is not uncommon in places like Finland. Your problems would seem worse if you had been without sunlight for over a month now also.
U_GotitDude 18
I've never had one of those...
TheWorldGreatest 8
You will have a better tomorrow!
Surge5560 20
What is a Mars McFlurry?